12 Things You Were Never Wondering About Me

  • I once drove the Triple M Black Thunders for a year. No one says, “grab a stack of icy cold Coke” quite like I do.

  • If The Simpsons are on, I’m probably watching.

  • I believe there are better ways of doing almost everything that we currently do in our lives, we just haven’t thought of them yet.

  • I really like music by Billy Joel. Get over it.

  • If there was such a job as “doughnut sommelier”, I’d probably be amazing at it.

  • Jaws is the greatest movie ever made. That’s not just my opinion, by the way – it’s a fact.

  • The second greatest movie is anything with Bill Murray in it.

  • I cried the first time I visited New York. I still think it's the greatest place on earth.

  • I think Funko Pops are delightfully joyful while simultaneously managing to be one of the most pointless creations ever. I’m torn.

  • I'm one of the only Australians who prefers watching baseball than any other sport.

  • Math is not my friend.